Friday, January 11, 2013

Angels Documentary

Pretty awesome 80's documentary. Nothing better then dirty bikers and Jerry Garcia talking about the Angels. A lot of great club footage, and one hell of a great soundtrack featuring willy Nelson, the Jerry Garcia band, Johnny paycheck,and Bo diddly.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Mullet

 
I originally thought this movie was going to be a biopic about the texas rattle snake stone cold steve austin starring Dolph Lungren. But instead the Boz is a snitch for Johnny law and he's out to bust the dad from pumpkin head. It's got 90's boobs, mullets, Boz's pet Monitor, and a cast of amazing actors in one horrible movie.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Satan's Saddest

Classic. Dune buggies, LSD, desert truck camping, rape, geology this one has it all. With acting on par with 70's porn, and a score with such hits as "Satan", I cannot see how this movie didn't win best picture 1969. A quick google search has taught me Oliver! Won best picture that year. How the fuck does a British hobo kid win over a movie with rattlesnake throwing? Fucking politics that's how.


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Vegas Baby Vegas



As requested from one of the forums, here's Tom Stern kicking it with the immortal Sonny Barger, Terry the Tramp, and a few other of Oakland's finest. Lee Madden the director also directed "Angel Unchained". One things for sure you can't complain about the bikers not being realistic.
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New Idea : Hot Chicks, Crappy Bike

After looking at thousands  (yes thousands) of biker blogs and reading millions (yes millions) of biker magazines and only watching a few (actually millions again) dirty movies I've realized one thing; hot chicks love good looking bikes. Magazines are filled with gorgeous women posing seductively next to perfect show bikes. I'm saying smoking hot foxes on some sweet stretched choppers on every page. now there is nothing wrong with this. Hell every magazine, biker blog or web page can be made better with a hot chick next to a bike but I don't own a show bike so I'll make do with what I have. And so starts a little thing I'm calling "hot chick, ugly bike". This way instead of seeing a smoking hot chick next to a rigid knuckle you will see a smoking hot fox next to a stock Honda Rebel or a 50cc china scooter. Coming Soon.

Monday, December 17, 2012

American International Mother Fucker

American International Pictures cranked out more biker flicks in the 70's then Jenna Jameson took dicks in the 90's. Samuel Z. Arkof and James H. Nicholson formed this beautiful production company to cash in on the teenage market, making movies aimed at 19 year old males. Some of the best grind house flicks came from this studio, Mad Max, The Amittyvile Horror, Billy Jack, The Incredible Melting Man, Foxy Brown (if you have ever seen Pam Grier's tits you can thank them), and hundreds of others. I still hold firm that the star of the AIP has and always will be Roger Corman. The father of low budget horror and Sci-fi, if it was sleazy and great he probably made it. His "Poe" film series were a 60's horror staple, and his biker masterpiece "Wild Angels" started the Hells angels movie franchise. So here's to you Mr. Corman. Thank you for Pam Grier's titties, Merry Christmas and Here is "Wild Angels".