Satan's Saddest

Classic. Dune buggies, LSD, desert truck camping, rape, geology this one has it all. With acting on par with 70's porn, and a score with such hits as "Satan", I cannot see how this movie didn't win best picture 1969. A quick google search has taught me Oliver! Won best picture that year. How the fuck does a British hobo kid win over a movie with rattlesnake throwing? Fucking politics that's how.

Vegas Baby Vegas

As requested from one of the forums, here's Tom Stern kicking it with the immortal Sonny Barger, Terry the Tramp, and a few other of Oakland's finest. Lee Madden the director also directed "Angel Unchained". One things for sure you can't complain about the bikers not being realistic.
(1970)

New Idea : Hot Chicks, Crappy Bike

After looking at thousands  (yes thousands) of biker blogs and reading millions (yes millions) of biker magazines and only watching a few (actually millions again) dirty movies I've realized one thing; hot chicks love good looking bikes. Magazines are filled with gorgeous women posing seductively next to perfect show bikes. I'm saying smoking hot foxes on some sweet stretched choppers on every page. now there is nothing wrong with this. Hell every magazine, biker blog or web page can be made better with a hot chick next to a bike but I don't own a show bike so I'll make do with what I have. And so starts a little thing I'm calling "hot chick, ugly bike". This way instead of seeing a smoking hot chick next to a rigid knuckle you will see a smoking hot fox next to a stock Honda Rebel or a 50cc china scooter. Coming Soon.

American International Mother Fucker

American International Pictures cranked out more biker flicks in the 70's then Jenna Jameson took dicks in the 90's. Samuel Z. Arkof and James H. Nicholson formed this beautiful production company to cash in on the teenage market, making movies aimed at 19 year old males. Some of the best grind house flicks came from this studio, Mad Max, The Amittyvile Horror, Billy Jack, The Incredible Melting Man, Foxy Brown (if you have ever seen Pam Grier's tits you can thank them), and hundreds of others. I still hold firm that the star of the AIP has and always will be Roger Corman. The father of low budget horror and Sci-fi, if it was sleazy and great he probably made it. His "Poe" film series were a 60's horror staple, and his biker masterpiece "Wild Angels" started the Hells angels movie franchise. So here's to you Mr. Corman. Thank you for Pam Grier's titties, Merry Christmas and Here is "Wild Angels".

A biker flick starring Dennis Hopper? It will never work.

The Glory Stompers. If there was ever a biker movie that made you wish the protagonist would die in a fiery motorcycle crash it's this one. A bunch of clean cut wanna be bikers get more then they bargain for when a few dirty bikers crash their party. Soon the dirty bikers accidentally waste the guy with the bandana ascot, kidnap his mama, and decide to sell her to Mexican pimps. We have all been there before. Keep an eye out for Casey Kasem as Mouth.

Hairier then an old mama it's Werewolves on Wheels!

While it does feature one of the best biker werewolf on fire riding a chopper scenes of any movie I can recall. This ones pretty much a let down.
Why it took people so long to put a werewolf on a motorcycle I'll never know. It just seems logical: bikers are hairy,werewolves are hairy.
There probably is supposed to be some deeper meaning to it all like "bikers are animals" or "we are all beast" but as high as I was I still couldn't get into the symbolism of this flick. I expected at least half of the movie to be werewolves on wheels eating people and raping squares, but instead shit went all MJ thriller in one scene then the movie was over. At least a few of the bikes are worth checking out.

Tom Stern don't get chummy with the Fuzz, And Bud Adkins gets away

For your viewing pleasure we have a direct from VHS copy of "Angels from Hell".  A movie about the epic battle between Tom Stern's and Jack Starrett's mustaches. Bud Adkins makes a brief cameo as a biker fleeing from Tom Stern's molestache. Enjoy.