This Movie Smells Like Bigfoot's Dick

The poster to this movie is how I want to die. Slamming full throttle into a giant hairy hominid as dudes with machine guns shoot wildly and half naked chicks scream in terror. That would be awesome. You know what's not awesome? This movie. It's like a bad episode of land of the lost but with clean cut looking bikers. I just wanna see a movie about bikers vs Bigfoot ("Dear God No" does it). It's not hard it practically writes itself. Someone needs to remake these films so the story is as good as the posters. Enjoy.

Angels Documentary

Pretty awesome 80's documentary. Nothing better then dirty bikers and Jerry Garcia talking about the Angels. A lot of great club footage, and one hell of a great soundtrack featuring willy Nelson, the Jerry Garcia band, Johnny paycheck,and Bo diddly.

Mullet

 

I originally thought this movie was going to be a biopic about the texas rattle snake stone cold steve austin starring Dolph Lungren. But instead the Boz is a snitch for Johnny law and he's out to bust the dad from pumpkin head. It's got 90's boobs, mullets, Boz's pet Monitor, and a cast of amazing actors in one horrible movie.

Satan's Saddest

Classic. Dune buggies, LSD, desert truck camping, rape, geology this one has it all. With acting on par with 70's porn, and a score with such hits as "Satan", I cannot see how this movie didn't win best picture 1969. A quick google search has taught me Oliver! Won best picture that year. How the fuck does a British hobo kid win over a movie with rattlesnake throwing? Fucking politics that's how.

Vegas Baby Vegas

As requested from one of the forums, here's Tom Stern kicking it with the immortal Sonny Barger, Terry the Tramp, and a few other of Oakland's finest. Lee Madden the director also directed "Angel Unchained". One things for sure you can't complain about the bikers not being realistic.
(1970)

New Idea : Hot Chicks, Crappy Bike

After looking at thousands  (yes thousands) of biker blogs and reading millions (yes millions) of biker magazines and only watching a few (actually millions again) dirty movies I've realized one thing; hot chicks love good looking bikes. Magazines are filled with gorgeous women posing seductively next to perfect show bikes. I'm saying smoking hot foxes on some sweet stretched choppers on every page. now there is nothing wrong with this. Hell every magazine, biker blog or web page can be made better with a hot chick next to a bike but I don't own a show bike so I'll make do with what I have. And so starts a little thing I'm calling "hot chick, ugly bike". This way instead of seeing a smoking hot chick next to a rigid knuckle you will see a smoking hot fox next to a stock Honda Rebel or a 50cc china scooter. Coming Soon.