This Movie Smells Like Bigfoot's Dick

The poster to this movie is how I want to die. Slamming full throttle into a giant hairy hominid as dudes with machine guns shoot wildly and half naked chicks scream in terror. That would be awesome. You know what's not awesome? This movie. It's like a bad episode of land of the lost but with clean cut looking bikers. I just wanna see a movie about bikers vs Bigfoot ("Dear God No" does it). It's not hard it practically writes itself. Someone needs to remake these films so the story is as good as the posters. Enjoy.

Angels Documentary

Pretty awesome 80's documentary. Nothing better then dirty bikers and Jerry Garcia talking about the Angels. A lot of great club footage, and one hell of a great soundtrack featuring willy Nelson, the Jerry Garcia band, Johnny paycheck,and Bo diddly.

Mullet

 

I originally thought this movie was going to be a biopic about the texas rattle snake stone cold steve austin starring Dolph Lungren. But instead the Boz is a snitch for Johnny law and he's out to bust the dad from pumpkin head. It's got 90's boobs, mullets, Boz's pet Monitor, and a cast of amazing actors in one horrible movie.