Honey badgers run from Kurt Russell. Wait, on second thought, Kurt Russell's beard from the 1982 release of John Carpenters "The Thing" could take on a colony of honey badgers. Now why would I start a blog with Kurt Russell's beard as the first post? First off, fuck you for asking such a dumb fucking question. Second, look at it. That beard chops fire wood. The Dos Eqious worlds most interesting man's beard pisses itself when it sees Kurt Russell's beard.
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