The Greatest Beard to Grace the Silver Screen

Honey badgers run from Kurt Russell. Wait, on second thought, Kurt Russell's beard from the 1982 release of John Carpenters "The Thing" could take on a colony of honey badgers. Now why would I start a blog with Kurt Russell's beard as the first post? First off, fuck you for asking such a dumb fucking question. Second, look at it. That beard chops fire wood. The Dos Eqious worlds most interesting man's beard pisses itself when it sees Kurt Russell's beard.