The poster to this movie is how I want to die. Slamming full throttle into a giant hairy hominid as dudes with machine guns shoot wildly and half naked chicks scream in terror. That would be awesome. You know what's not awesome? This movie. It's like a bad episode of land of the lost but with clean cut looking bikers. I just wanna see a movie about bikers vs Bigfoot ("Dear God No" does it). It's not hard it practically writes itself. Someone needs to remake these films so the story is as good as the posters. Enjoy.
